My name is Keith and I play dodgeball. No, I don’t just show up at neighborhood schoolyards and start picking off fourth graders. As fun as that sounds. This is fierce big kid action.

Remember, this is Portland. Things are different out here. We have a little thing called Underdog Sports, where you can channel your inner grade schooler to play organized mini-golf, kickball and dodgeball. Or bowling, flag football, ultimate and volleyball.

You laugh, but I’m telling you you paste some guy and hear that delicious ping sound from the ball and you can’t stop. You want it again, and again. You’re chasing the dragon after that.

But a warning: you do not want to be on the other team if I’ve just had to sit in traffic on the Sunset.

Cheers,
Keith