Thanksgiving is bearing down on us like a rafter of turkeys. (OK, so I had to look up what a group of turkeys was called, but now you know. …) And this year I’m thinking I’m going to get someone else to do the work.

So, I’ve put together this list of excellent no-cooking, no-cleanup replacements. Just in case, like me, you want to have your drumstick and eat it, too.

1. Huber’s — This downtown Portland landmark is famous for its turkey. And don’t miss the Spanish coffee. Just don’t wear anything flammable.
2. Three Degrees — At this riverside restaurant you get a view of the Willamette and a special Thanksgiving Day menu.

But best of all might be Hotel deLuxe’s own Gracie’s. Great food, and you’re just an elevator ride away from a nap.

Bon apetit,
Emily