Oh, hey! Emily, you didn’t mention my favorite package at Hotel deLuxe. It’s called Twisted Love. And we seriously have to be the only place that offers this kind of deal.

With this particular package you get champagne, massage oil and what we call an “intimacy kit”. You may not need a kit, but hey it can’t hurt. Who knows what you might find in there? But get this, it also comes with a game of Twister! No joke.

The fun part is deciding which order you’re going to unpack the package, let’s say. Champagne first? Or Twister first? Or maybe the massage oil and Twister at the same time? You can’t lose really. And it beats a complimentary newspaper any day.

Later,

Lance

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